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A couple, both age 78, went to a therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I help you with”

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Today we have found you one of the funniest jokes you will ever read. Make sure you read until the end and share with all your friends!

A couple, both age 78, went to a therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I help you with”

The man said, “Will you watch us have s*x?” The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have s*x,” and charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have s*x with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, the doctor asked, “Just exactly what are you trying to find out?” “We’re not trying to find out anything,” the husband replied.”She’s married and we can’t go to her house. I’m married and we can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50…and I get $43 back from Medicare.

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When your going to get sick don’t rush to the bathroom; here’s what could happen

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A 16 year old boy recently passed away. Him and his brother were sleeping in the same room. Late night he got up to vomit. His brother said he held his hand to his mouth and went to the bathroom. After vomiting, he complained of difficulty in breathing. Later on he passed away

Now it has been declared by Doctor that he held on to his vomit till he reached the toilet in order to not to spoil the bed or carpet, and that’s what choked him. The vomit went straight into his wind pipe & the breathing tract.So, we should let kids puke wherever they want, and then go to the bathroom. We should never force them to hold on to their vomit till they reach the bathroom.

The carpet can always be washed, but we cannot get a child back. … Please SHARE this message. It’s informative and It may save a life.

Everyone in the world needs to know about this before it’s too late.

When This Newlywed Virgin Goes Upstairs To Her Husband, She’s Shocked At What She Sees!

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Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was
still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother’s
house, she was nervous.

But her mother reassured her. “Don’t worry, Maria. Tony’s a good
man. Go upstairs, and he’ll take care of you.” So up she went.
When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his
hairy chest.

Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, “Mama, mama, Tony’s
got a big hairy chest.”

“Don’t worry, Maria”, says the mother, “All good men have hairy
chests. Go upstairs. He’ll take good care of you.”

So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took
off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again Maria ran downstairs
to her mother.

“Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants, and he’s got hairy legs, too!”

“Don’t worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony’s a good man.
Go upstairs, and he’ll take good care of you.”

So, up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his
socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria
saw this, she ran downstairs.

“Mama, Mama, Tony’s got a foot and a half!”

“Stay here and stir the pasta”, says the mother, “this is a job
for Mama!”

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